ms-kawesome:

The next time a man starts yelling at you, cut him off and tell him you just can’t talk to him when he’s being so emotional.

(via samwellltarly)

thtwhitegurrl:

slutdust:

I bought my friend an elephant for their room.

They said “Thank you.”

I said “Don’t mention it.”

Is there a joke here that 15 thousand people get but I don’t?

(via winteriscomingdirewolf)

thief-in-the-dark:

internleland:

wtnvwinchesters:

I’ve come to the conclusion that Sam and Dean would take one look at Night Vale and burn it to the ground, civilians be damned.

i’ve come to the conclusion sam and dean would drive into night vale and spontaneously combust from being exposed to sexual and racial diversity and women who don’t die within a week

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(via drkarayua)

thisdisneyday:

Handsome princes indeed.

(via roses-dont-last-forever)

retroactiveeurydices:

oxheadandhorsefacearedead:

retroactiveeurydices:

koalatea:

i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut 

12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.

explain how

money can be exchanged for goods and services

(via roses-dont-last-forever)

lipsitck:

When i was little i never thought that eyebrows would ever be this important to me.

(via ruinedchildhood)

(Source: rons-weasley, via soufflegirl)

mollyhopoer:

Doctor Who Meme | 2 of 6 Companions : Rose Tyler

(via doctorharrywholock)

le-blastoise: